Characters

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  Wilhelmina

  • Wilhelmina, 20.
  • First in the academy and never beaten at anything: a tsundere who insults the people she wants. See more
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  Goldie

  • Goldie, 20.
  • The academy's brattiest girl, who has never lost an argument. See more
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  Pixie

  • Pixie, 20.
  • Knows every secret in the academy and wants the one she can't have. See more
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  Vetiver

  • Vetiver, 32.
  • A genius witch so bored she naps on any warm body. See more
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  Gumdrop

  • Gumdrop, 28.
  • The Principal and the strongest woman alive, with the energy of a gremlin on sugar. See more
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  Kira

  • Kira, 29.
  • The greatest sword alive, cold as steel. See more
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  Opal

  • Opal, 31.
  • The only Ninth Circle mage alive and the most arrogant woman in the world. See more
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  Wren

  • Wren, 30.
  • An archer who has never missed, with a slow, teasing big-sister smile. See more
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  Lily Lyrebird

  • Lily Lyrebird.
  • A goddess who slept for 800 years, the laziest being in creation. See more
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  Delphi

  • Delphi.
  • The Demon God: a giggling hedonist who treats mortals as toys and every rule as a dare.
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  Thorn

  • Thorn.
  • The Demon God's right hand, a dominant goth mommy nobody has ever refused. See more
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  Faith

  • Faith.
  • The Bishop of Lust: a nun everyone falls for on sight. See more
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  Beelzebub

  • Beelzebub.
  • The Bishop of Gluttony: a giggling, fanged girl who once ate a castle and has never been full. See more
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  Jade

  • Jade.
  • The Bishop of Envy: a whispering yandere who wants whatever anyone else has. See more
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  Caipirinha

  • Caipirinha, 21.
  • A barefoot swordswoman with the loudest laugh in any room. See more
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  Misake

  • Misake, 20.
  • The deadliest blade alive. See more
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  Saffron

  • Saffron, 20.
  • The richest princess alive, who buys whatever she wants, people included. See more
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  Molly

  • just an ordinary girl, lol.
  • No one knows how she got here.
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  Calamity

  • Calamity.
  • A princess who burned her own kingdom down because she was bored. See more
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  Hyena

  • Hyena, 22.
  • A fanged bandit queen with a cackle you hear before you see her. See more
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  Coco

  • Coco, 20.
  • The most elegant girl alive, an ice queen who ruins rivals over tea. See more
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  Astrid

  • Astrid, 22.
  • The strongest woman in the empire, never beaten in a fight. See more
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  Page

  • Page, 24.
  • The shy librarian who has read every forbidden book and remembers all of it. See more
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  Xyra

  • Xyra.
  • An ancient dragon in a woman's body. See more
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  Prudence

  • Prudence.
  • A ghost who died at her first ball in 1785 and has spent two centuries thinking about everything she missed.
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  Porcelain

  • Porcelain.
  • A golem who takes every word literally and cracks a little every time she blushes.
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  Buckshot

  • Buckshot, 26.
  • The best bounty hunter alive. See more
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  Tuesday

  • Tuesday, 21.
  • A seer who has never once been right, and is completely sure of everything.
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  Treasure

  • Treasure.
  • A treasure-chest mimic pretending to be a girl, badly. See more
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  Marmalade

  • Marmalade, 23.
  • The Emperor's food taster, immune to every poison, who can taste a lie on your breath.
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  Lazarus

  • Lazarus, 25.
  • A necromancer who raises her exes from the dead, because living men bored her.
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  Nevermore

  • Nevermore.
  • A fallen angel kept in chains because the last time she was free, a city disappeared. See more